Tired of "old fashion" comedy clubs and being herded in and out like cattle, forced to sit with strangers? Enjoy The Gold Room Comedy experience at a private table, tablecloth and candles to share the laughs with family and friends!

Every Friday Night - 3 Comedians - 8:30-10:30

 Friday May 18th

Mike Prior

  Mike has an amazing ability to turn life’s most frustrating moments into hilarious stories in which everyone can relate.  The victim of a recent mugging, Mike now calls himself a professional victim.  He believes that if there was ever a school for professional criminals, he would be the first homework assignment.  

 LOOKING FOR A ROOM?

How would you like to rent your own "Sports Bar" or "Night Club" for your special Event?

The Gold Room & Turf's are available for Private Parties, Weddings, Dances and Much More!

Our prices are the LOWEST IN TOWN!

(Call Jim Today at 878-5800 Ext. 22 for Details and Availability)

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 COMEDY FUND RAISING

Call Jim at 878-5800 Ext. 22

If you are looking for an easy way to raise money for non-profit groups, schools, sports teams, accident or medical health victims, CALL US!

We are now booking fund raising events for:

January through May 2012

(We have helped raised over $150,000)

 Turf's Sport's Grill - Fall Hours

Open 7 Days a Week

Open 11 AM to Close

We have:

Red Sox Games

NFL Sunday Ticket!

50" Flat-Screen Plasma TV's

Portland's Only 9 ft Jumbo TV

Direct TV, Hi-Def on all Sports Channel

512 Warren Ave - Portland - 221-2343 www.thegoldroommaine.com